Dear Santa......

Dear Santa,
First off Id like to apologize for letting so much time pass since our last correspondence. I've been really busy over the past few years. Even though I am much older now, my wishes are still the same: things that will make me happy! Since we are both adults now, Ive decided theres no need to censor myself. Below is my Christmas list in no particular order!
1. Money
2. Whips and chains
3. A nice hard cock (let me clarify by saying at least 7.5inches plus)
4. Its good to follow #3 with: an intense orgasm ;)
5. Handcuffs
6. Dildo (preferable pink)
7. Another intense orgasm
8. More money
9. Sexy lingerie
10. A few pairs of fuck me heels :)

So there you have it! Fucking sexy, isnt it santa? Bet you wish that fat cunt wife of yours had a list like that, dont you?!? In closing, Ive been a good girl this year, so I expect to see all of these things under my tree.
Love always
Princess Lisa

The weekend was very relaxing, I lounged around, watched movies and spoiled myself by shopping online. After spending over 2k at amazon, I woke up to this:

Talk about replenishing my funds quickly. SLB is one of my new boys. He has been around for only 3 days and has already spent over 1k on me- impressive SLB. Ill have to give you more to think about ;)
A blackmail contract is in the works for my cuck bitch. He doesnt know what hes in for, but he loves a good online fuck! Right now Im debating on how much I should make his payout for early termination- $1000, $2000, $3000??? The decisions a Princess must make- haha.

I updated the members section of my site with a new video called: "Under My Power". So if you havent joined yet, go do it now! And last but not least, the christmas holiday is right around the corner and that only means one thing: SPENDING ALL YOUR HARD EARNED CASH ON ME!!

Ciao bitches!!

Its only the 2nd day into the christmas holiday and look what I awoke to:

It was accompanied by an email saying:

Who is he? An eager little pup wanting to serve, he sure knows how to make a good 1st impression, doesnt he boys ;)
My cuck bitch was desperate to talk to me yesterday. Could it be because I had raped his wallet of $300 just the day before and he was needing more?!?! Haha. I logged on to yahoo to see this:

After a few minutes of talking, he was so eager to give me his name, addresses, phone numbers, company info. and credit card information. Technically its only right I have the information since its all mine anyways...isnt that right cuck bitch ;)
Ciao boys!

Updates

My members site has just been updated with a new photo set called "black mini". If you are subscribed to my mailing list you got a sneak peek and great wanking material ;) Earlier this week I added an exclusive video called "Call Me". Yup, you guessed right- my 10 digit number and its not niteflirt, talk sugar or some other paid sex chat line. Excited?? You should be :) Go Join Now!

Thanksgiving weekend

Its going to be a quick update, as you know Ive been m.i.a the last few days, my family came down to visit me for the thanksgiving holiday!! I cooked my first turkey, which came out AMAZING! Theres nothing I cant do :) Along with stuffed mushrooms, sweet potatoes, ham and other yummy stuff, it was a great time :) Great company, tasty food, good music and drinks...couldnt ask for anything more. Im not one for taking pictures however I was able to snatch a few from my cousins camera so be grateful you get that. Thats all for now, ciao!

blocked....... again

After getting blocked last week, today a new screen name popped up requesting to be accepted...low and behold...its the same fool with a new name! LOL

After sending out the first assignment to those who have subscribed to my mailing list, a couple of you bitches were begging for a release. What makes you think Id change my mind after saying no?? No means no! Maybe in your next lifetime you'll be blessed with a bigger cock. Moving on…..

In other news my cuck bitch had fun today. Not only did he get to chat with me as I mind-fucked him into a deeper submission, but he also got the privilege to spend $150 in individual clips at my c4 store, tribute via amazon and entertain me. I mean does life get any better than that? I think not. Once he was done fingering his asshole, oinking like a pig, begging on his hands and knees and spending money, he wrote me a heart warming letter expressing his dying devotion. Btw Im sure hes jacking off as he reads this┌∩┐(◕_◕)┌∩┐

More to come little cuck....maybe even a surprise picture of my mans massive cock for you to worship daily! oink, oink and stick it in your ass ;)
Another little boy came knocking on my door yesterday, Ill use his initials and call him pp. Hes a member of my site whom Ive never spoken to before. Not only did he join but he was quick to tribute twice, via my tribute buttons on my website and niteflirt. He also bought over a handful of my clips via c4s. Thats what Id like to call "making a good first impression"- good boy
pp... now if only the rest of you were the same.
Well thats all for now boys and girls. Talk soon,
xoox LJ

The feedback on my site has been amazing not to mention the memberships have been rolling in like crazy! But who could blame you from wanting to click the "Join Now" button?!?!? I totally understand your dying need to wank to THE perfect Goddess!
For all of you that have subscribed to my mailing list, you should have received a "welcum letter" and the first assignment will be sent out tomorrow, so get your rulers ready ;)
I will also make some time to log on to yahoo later this evening...so if your little sin stick is lucky, it will catch me.
ciao fellas!

Website LAUNCH!!

My members site is back bitches and just in time for you to lock yourself in your house for a fun filled stroking weekend- Join now!! You get access to exclusive videos, downloadable picture files, assignments, surveys and more! Now get on your knees and thank me!

Website update

After being in queue for over a week and being told by numerous idiots that they are "just backed up", I finally spoke with someone that actually knows how to do their job. Hence the reason you never leave it up to 1 or 2 or 3 fools to give you the right answer. My site was never submitted for approval and this is the reason why it has not launched. Dont get your panties in a wad...it has now been successfully submitted and should be approved within the next day or so (hopefully- LOL). Anyways just more anticipation for your dick :) In the meantime you can wack off to this sexy image of yours truly or mosey on over to my c4s store to buy individual clips by clicking here. xoox

Unfortunately my members site wasnt launched on the 2nd like planned, hopefully it will be up and running for the weekend. Right now it is in queue waiting for approval ;)
In other news: Once again, I like when you boys follow through with your assignments: Puppy noel completed his task in less then 10hrs earning his way to an orgasm. Not only does he own over 50 of my videos, but he loves pressing send on the tribute button when cumming. You boys can learn a thing or two from him.Heres a pic that was taken over the weekend. Its a bit dark since it was taken at night on my cell:

Talk soon, xoox

Stupid!

Ive decided to be generous and post a quick update for you boys. I havent been online much in the past few weeks but made some time today to humiliate and tease you fools. A new little foot worshipper was lucky enough to get me on cam and is already dying to show his devotion by sucking cock for me this weekend and sending me photos as proof to add to my humiliation page. Lets see if he keeps his word. Seconds later I received an email thanking me for an amazing time: "Thanks once again Princess – that was just amazing. " Its always a pleasure making fun of your disgusting, uncircumcised cock and then teasing you with what you will never have ;)
In other news, piggy c. is back once again, groveling at my feet...this is his 3rd time and will be his LAST! 3 strikes and your out. As punishment he has sent tributes, bought numerous clips, was made to write "slave for Princess Lisa" over and over on 2 sheets of paper and then locked away in chastity with womens panties. But I dont think thats enough....its never enough! More to come piglet!
Another little pet from turkey whom I havent given a name to yet so Ill just use his initials o.g., sent me an email saying the following: "First of all thank you for your time for reading for this mail.princess i want to be your slave. i do accept your commandments and i am willing to serve you as you wish financely and other ways as you fit. i am willng to do anything as you wish. i did watch some of your clips at past and i was at university back than as those times i didnt as much to offer but today i am earning and i do want to please you pls read this email and show me a way to be your slave i want to be owned by you this was my dream than and still it is. i will start to pay immedtly.thank you for your reply if you do plsssssssssssssssss give me a chance to pay you and pls you.i am waitng for your reply. thank you very much"
Usually I dont respond to such emails because you boys NEVER follow through, but I gave him a chance and he followed through. Ill also point out that he is not needy like most of you are, he tributes regularly and does his assignment when told. A perfect match for me.
Lots of presents have been arriving, including my top 2 favs: my new SLR camera which came the other day! Its so pretty and I cant wait to start taking photos with it! And my jam skates! Amongst a bunch of clothes, lingerie and shoes :) I love how its christmas everyday! I deserve it ALL :)
Last but not least make sure to follow me on twitter if you need your daily fix of updates: Click here
Ciao fellas!

Welcome to my blog!

Hello boys and girls- welcum to my kinky world! This is the first of many post that will soon corrupt your mind ;) If you dont know by now, Im the ultimate fetish brat; Princess Lisa Jordan. If anything having to do with fetish, bdsm or torture offends you then see your way to the little red "x" at the top left hand corner of your page. If you don't like me trust me Im not loosing sleep over it- I like me enough for the both of us ;) AND THEN SOME. Now onto more important things, like MYSELF! So you'd like to know more about me....For starters I wouldnt call myself crazy, just mentally hilarious :) I consider myself a "once in a lifetime" and you will realize there is NOONE like mua! I feel that everyone is entitled to their own opinions, however yours is just ignorant. Im in to all things having to do with either humiliating, degrading or teasing your worthless dick. Let me also clarify what I mean by "teasing"..."teasing" your dick to where you're on edge, ready to bust a nut and then bam I take it all away ruining what you thought was once going to be a happy ending ;) LOL If you follow my blog you will get the excitement of reading my daily spam along with a picture or video preview here or there. Now that you are so deep into reading this post, go mosy on over to my website to learn more. Talk soon xoox